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  • Harker
    Apr 25, 03:57 AM
    If you don't have a daughter, then you don't have a clue.
    I have seen some transgenders, and I have nothing to say to them.

    I wonder how you'd react if your daughter was trans.

    The woman that was attacked? She's somebody's daughter.




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  • MacRumors
    Dec 1, 01:56 PM
    http://www.macrumors.com/images/macrumorsthreadlogo.gif (http://www.macrumors.com)

    Last month's Month of Kernel Bugs (http://projects.info-pull.com/mokb/) (MOKB) has concluded, and a total of 10 Mac OS X vulnerabilities has been found. The vulnerabilities were wide-ranging, from a wireless driver exploit (http://www.macrumors.com/pages/2006/11/20061102085906.shtml) to a system call (http://www.macrumors.com/pages/2006/11/20061111185646.shtml), multiple disk image vulnerabilities (http://www.macrumors.com/pages/2006/11/20061121195941.shtml), and most recently an AppleTalk vulnerability (among others). Apple patched the first wireless driver exploit (http://www.macrumors.com/pages/2006/11/20061128162852.shtml) along with other unrelated vulnerabilities this week, however all remaining MOKB vulnerabilities remain un-patched.

    Interview
    MOKB organizer "LMH" spoke to MacRumors about the project. According to LMH, most of the project's time was spent on Linux and the Mac OS, both of which were described as "not hard" to break.

    The Linux kernel takes little time to break. I'm more familiar with the code and thus it also takes less time to isolate issues. OS X kernel (XNU) takes less time but depending on the area you're checking, debugging and isolation may require a bit more time (if you take into account that AppleTalk source code is almost unreadable and totally deprecated) [...] I didn't have much time left for working on Microsoft Windows but I've received the most helpful feedback from the MSRC people on potentially interesting stuff to check. Not a huge reference of internal code nor NDA covered documents, but at least enough to start with.

    In LMH's point of view, the state of Mac OS X security is not great.

    From the technical perspective, OS X security is rather poor, at least when it comes to kernel-land code. This isn't a sign of negligence of Apple, but obviously when you take code from many different places and stick it together, it's prone to problems. Not just new ones but also old issues that 'went under the radar'. [...] (ed note: now comparing MS to Apple) I can say that Microsoft has a more thorough auditing process and investment when it comes to kernel code than Apple. They also have the advantage of having such code being produced within the company. Mac OS X kernel, for example, depends heavily on FreeBSD development. A security flaw in the FreeBSD kernel will likely affect OS X and probably other BSD "flavours"

    However, just because LMH is a bit critical of Mac OS X's security, don't call him an Apple-hater.

    Taking security arguments apart, I have to say that Mac OS X is a pretty well integrated system. It's tightly packaged [...] and nice looking. I'm an OS X user myself and I certainly feel like Apple has invested long time on tweaking the little details. Now they just have to invest a little more on security matters, but not hiring a 'turnover security firm' to do the consulting that leaves the job half done. That's what failed, IMHO.

    First Adware for Mac OS X?
    In related news, F-Secure claims to have received what is possibly the first ever proof-of-concept Adware program for Mac OS X (http://www.f-secure.com/weblog/archives/archive-112006.html#00001030). The program, dubbed iAdware, will launch Safari to specified web pages when the user used any number of applications, and installation of the adware did not require admin privileges.

    [ Digg This (http://digg.com/apple/Month_of_Kernel_Bugs_Unveils_10_Mac_OS_X_Vulnerabilities) ]




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  • chordate68
    Oct 21, 12:33 PM
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  • DMann
    Oct 1, 11:53 PM
    Don't believe everything you read on the web, this is 100% not true. If Apple was in the business of limiting devices sales to the US market, Verizon would have been a great option. Fortunately, or unfortunately, (depending on how you look at it) GSM is essentially the global standard for 2G, so AT&T or T-mobile would have been the only possible carriers for the iPhonePerhaps you meant not 100% true. I have heard, from multiple sources, that Verizon wanted more influence on the design of the phone, layout of the OS, and structure of apps and distribution, as well as a larger share of profit. If you have information which suggests otherwise, please do tell. As stated before, a GSM carrier makes more sense for a global phone. Now, with its proven success, perhaps Verizon would be more willing to make some concessions for marketing the iPhone in the USA, as this would greatly relieve the bandwidth burden AT&T is currently experiencing.



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  • daveschroeder
    Oct 23, 08:04 AM
    just to clear up the confusion, is this a legal or technical restriction? Can you still do this with the basic edition technically, but illegally. Or are there technical restrictions being applied?

    It's neither, as I've already explained.

    But to answer your question, even if there were a legal restriction, there is definitely not any technical restriction that would prevent it from being installed in a VM anywhere.




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  • yg17
    Mar 1, 11:08 AM
    Charlie Sheen vs Muammar Gaddafi quiz (http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/quiz/2011/mar/01/muammar-gaddafi-charlie-sheen-quiz)

    See if you can determine who said what. I got 7 out of 10 right.



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  • Razeus
    Apr 8, 02:59 PM
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  • BruiserBear
    May 3, 11:42 PM
    pfft, this should not be front page news, hell not even second page... just a bunch of hearsay from a CR that knows nothing about it and speculates BS.

    It's funny that it was reported and it's funny seeing people treat it as credible.



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  • shandn
    Apr 15, 01:18 PM
    So you're assuming that Apple are merging both stores into 1 and that developers have had time to implement universal binaries that run on 2 different frameworks and submitted the result to the app store ?

    This is obviously a bug, but it's not what you think it is. ;)

    Well, as i said i'm not really into apple products, but i guess apple would instead develop an emulator if something like that were to happen...

    Maybe it's a point and click remote thing for apple tv...




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  • macmax
    Jul 21, 08:01 PM
    Watch the BUNNY :confused:


    What a PERFECT name for MS ...


    ... ZUNE ...


    ... much later then SUNE !!!


    ��� WoW !!!

    Nothing looks more similar to a TOILET :eek: I think I will FLUSH ...

    http://www.gizmodo.com/gadgets/top/microsoft-argos-final-name-the-zune-186359.php


    never seen something so Ugly!!!!!!!!!!Yikes!!!!!



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  • Huntn
    Dec 29, 10:01 PM
    Anyone watch 1000 Ways To Die (http://www.spike.com/show/27237) on Spike? I can only take so much but it's good sometimes when I'm stuck in a hotel. Today a xtra large woman having sexual relations, while on top fainted and smothered her poor helpless partner who could not get out from under her.




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  • Rocketman
    Oct 18, 07:19 PM
    It is interesting to read the long list of disclosed risks in the financial statement news release on the Apple website.

    Rocketman



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  • Pegamush
    Mar 31, 12:31 PM
    i'd love if every application would have a different "top bar" color. that would be great for fast recognition/switching between apps,
    e.g:
    blue/green itunes,
    gray safari
    violet mail
    leather ical
    ecc..
    i'm just guessing




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  • seanpholman
    Mar 16, 10:18 AM
    I am in my way from HB, just in case.

    --S



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  • SeanZy
    Mar 12, 10:43 AM
    really sorry to hear that. reading about the insanely long lines at the apple store in brea, i headed over to best buy in fullerton instead. arrived at 1p and was 13th or so in line. i wish you all the luck in getting an ipad soon.



    and i find that really surprising. despite at&t's faster (when available) data speeds, i've always found coverage to be completely spotty, especially in fullerton and brea. opted for a verizon ipad.

    Nice I was 4th in line at the fullerton best buy. I was so happy best buy had enough




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  • iJohnHenry
    Apr 23, 03:30 PM
    Where the McDonald's staff doing the right thing, where they obeying McDonald's policy?

    Almost certainly. McDonald's has an aversion to being sued. Remember last time?

    Should they be fired?

    Of course not. They aren't the local constabulary.



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  • kirky29
    Apr 28, 04:14 PM
    So you actually get MORE iPhone in the white model.

    intradestings

    Lol! +1




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  • Full of Win
    Apr 24, 09:32 AM
    god what is it with the US and their billion different frequencies

    That is just how we roll.

    Its the same in others places, such as Japan, South Korea and China. In fact, the GSM iPhone 4 had an additional band added specifically for Japanese market.




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  • bluebomberman
    Jul 12, 08:44 PM
    Yep, yep, I figured that bit out. I was looking for the flexible page/quadrant stuff - to print in "booklet" form, for example. It aint in Word for Mac.

    My recollection is that Word for Windows doesn't have it either. I have no way to verify that right now, though, since I don't have a Windows computer here on the premises.

    If you're willing to suck it up and go to a copy shop, though, then it's a moot point; you can just design it as a normal document and have them bind it on double-sized paper. (Example: they can fold 11" x 17" sheets into a 8.5" x 11" booklet.)




    ZoomZoomZoom
    Aug 19, 08:48 AM
    Well, at least with the new iChat features people MIGHT actually start using iChat instead of Adium. Maybe?

    Oh yeah, forgot about iChat. :p The remote desktops feature is neat. But I'm guessing that it'll only work Mac-to-Mac? Can still put it to good use, but still - for going 10.4 to 10.5, I feel as if Leopard has its uses but is underwhelming in the end.




    Intell
    Apr 16, 07:45 PM
    Welcome to the twelfth installment of the Simple Werewolves Game!

    The game will begin as soon as discussion and sign-ups conclude. The number of people that sign-up will dictate how many and what type of werewolves we have in the game.

    This game is a blend of simple and live formats. This means that lynching occurs after a time period, not majority. Specials also only have 24 hours to PM.

    GAME RULES:

    THE GOOD GUYS:

    Hunter: The Hunter can pick a player to protect every night against werewolf attacks. However, the Hunter cannot protect the same player two nights in a row, and cannot protect him/herself. The protection does extend into the daytime, meaning the Hunter can protect a villager from a Kamikaze Werewolf attack.

    Seer: The Seer can find the true role of any ALIVE player.

    Villager: Same as before.

    Neighborhood Watch: Three elves that can exchange PMs with one another. Their members can be infected and they cannot recruit additional members. They have no decisions to PM to me. What they discuss is up to them. The roles of Neighborhood Watch will only be giving if there are more then 15 people playing.

    THE BAD GUYS:

    The Werewolves: Werewolves can PM each other. They pick one villager to eat per night. There are three kinds of werewolves;

    a) Alpha Wolf, can at any time during the game, pick one villager to infect. This will convert the villager into a normal werewolf (no special abilities) and join the werewolves' team. The infection is effective against specials such as the Seer.

    b) Kamikaze Werewolf has the ability to pick any one villager to kill during his lynching. In other words, if he is voted to be hanged, he will take one villager with him.

    c) The normal Werewolf has no powers.

    Miscellaneous:

    a) Villagers can NOT PM each other. (exception: neighborhood watch members)

    b) Werewolves CAN PM each other.

    c) Players can edit their posts during the game is in progress, however if you edit your post, you MUST give an explanation of why/what you edited.

    d) (a.k.a. the jav6454 rule (by the way of -aggie-) :D) Dead players can NOT participate in the game - this includes providing information, encouragement, tips or otherwise. This has been an issue in the previous game, so I'm going to be more strict with this. Dead players are eligible to ONE post following his death. This one post follows the same rules as before - cannot influence the game, and so forth. Posts consisting of little more than an image is DISCOURAGED, so please avoid this. Dead players are allowed to post as much or as often as they want. But they must make all of there posts in the colour gray. The posts are also not allowed to influence the game in any way. If you are unsure of a post topic, don't post it. Good posts are along the lines of "Good job villagers!". A bad post would be: "I think Bob is a wolf." If people start posting things that could influence the game, I will ask them to edit the post to remove the offending text then reinstate the jav rule.

    e) Voting for lynching will close 24 hours after day has started. (Unless stated otherwise.)

    f) Voting can only take place in the daytime. Any votes made during the night will not be counted.

    g) For clarity, when you vote, bold the name of the player you're voting for. This alleviates confusion and makes it easier for me to count the votes. You can also play with this - "I really like Bob, he's a great guy" counts as a vote for Bob You can jokingly vote by not bolding the name - it will not be counted.

    h) You can retract and change your vote at any time up to the close of the vote.

    i) The game will begin at DAYTIME, the days are 24 hours unless specified else. The person with the most votes will be lynched at that time. In the event of a tie, the first person to that number of votes is lynched.

    j) There will be a TIME LIMIT of 24 hours for Specials to send in their PMs. The time limit will be 24 hours after the posting of the lynching. (NOT after the voting closes). Please remember that you can pre-PM these actions at the start of the day preceding the night in question. You can change this action up until the next morning. I also remind you that the villagers can agree to not lynch anyone with a unanimous vote.

    k) I will post special results as soon as I am online and have them all. Thus, it is highly recommended that you set your profile to invisible mode so that other posters cannot view your login activity to see if you were online in the period between lynching and special results.

    l) Villagers will now be told if they are scanned or protected. Specials should consider this before preforming their actions.

    m) This question has came up in the discussion, so here is the turn order during the night:
    Werewolf infects
    Seer scans;
    Hunter protects;
    Werewolves attack.

    n) If a player is a mod, he or she is not allowed to use their other godly powers to alter the game.

    o) It is recommended that the players put their status into Invisible Mode.

    To do this:
    Go to User CP (http://forums.macrumors.com/usercp.php)
    Edit options
    Check Invisible Mode

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    PLAYERS

    I will assign roles via Random.org, so looking for patterns will be fruitless (but not vegetableless, eat your veggies).
    Players:
    1. -aggie- dead - wolf
    2. ucfgrad93 - dead
    3. NathanMuir - dead
    4. Eldiablojoe - dead - wolf
    5. lbro
    6. Moyank24 - dead
    7. appleguy321 - dead
    8. chrmjenkins
    9. nies - dead - wolf
    10. Don't panic - dead
    11. Plutonius - dead
    12. jav6454 - dead




    PghLondon
    May 1, 05:39 AM
    You do realize that there are a set of minimum requirements that an Android phone must adhere to to be granted access to Android Market?


    Yup, and that's irrelevant to the discussion. Phones that aren't granted access to that market are still counted as Android devices.


    I don't know how long you have been into Smartphones but smartphone marketshare has always been calculated this way, even in the old days of Symbian and Windows Mobile which also ran on non smart phone PDA's.PDA's were excluded from smart phone market share despite running the same OS.

    "Smartphone OS" market share has been around before Android and iOS even existed as a platform and isnt some tool to belittle Apple's perceived performance in any way. Its just a metric in a sea of metrics that count things to different cirteria.

    "Smartphone OS" is a totally meaningless metric. It's as useful as "laptop OS" versus "desktop OS". Yes, you can report on it, but it begs the question "why?". And the answer is (9 times out of 10) "to make us look good, even though we're losing the battle that really counts".




    Socratic
    Apr 29, 06:10 PM
    Apple pays 70% straight to the record companies, which would be $0.90. If Amazon pays the same, then they have $0.21 loss before they even start. Or Amazon gets different prices than Apple, which would need some explaining.

    At the moment the record labels are pretty much Apple's bitch. They don't like that, and in splitting the digital market (by giving a leg up -ie lower costing- to Amazon and probably a few others) they eventually restore their power to set the terms. Apple is a vendor for their product, yet is in almost complete control. That's normally the other way around.




    Prof.
    Sep 17, 03:55 PM
    Telling myself it's an "Educational Purchase" makes me feel better about spending so much money lol.:D
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